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Swiss Char Stem Hummus

 Servings: 14 servings (1 liter)   ~I can crush hummus like the hulk so calories aside, I would say 4 servings~  Prep time: 10 mins  Total time: 35 mins     Ingredients:  4 cups swiss char stem  1/2 cup & 1 tbs olive oil  3/4 cup tahini  juice of 2 lemons  2 cloves garlic (1 tsp puree)     Directions:  1. Preheat oven to 400F   2. Boil water & blanch Swiss char stems for 1 minute  3. Roast Swiss char & garlic cloves at 400f for 20 mins    4. Squeeze out water from the stems  5. Buzz together stems with remaining ingredients 

Servings: 14 servings (1 liter) 

~I can crush hummus like the hulk so calories aside, I would say 4 servings~

Prep time: 10 mins

Total time: 35 mins

 

Ingredients:

4 cups swiss char stem

1/2 cup & 1 tbs olive oil

3/4 cup tahini

juice of 2 lemons

2 cloves garlic (1 tsp puree)

 

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 400F 

2. Boil water & blanch Swiss char stems for 1 minute

3. Roast Swiss char & garlic cloves at 400f for 20 mins  

4. Squeeze out water from the stems

5. Buzz together stems with remaining ingredients 

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